Saturday, May 7, 2011

SCHOOL'S ALMOST OUT!!!

    I hate school. School is learning. Learning is not fun. I love fun. I hate school. The simple mathematics of my hatred for school. AND ITS FINALLY (Almost) OVER!!! 19 more days!! I'm counting down!!! School is so weird. What can I even learn from math? We have CALCULATORS! Why do I even have to think? And also, when I'm 20 or whatever, I'm sure there will be an app for that.

   What is science, really, to you? They want you to know about how the world works? Is that it? As long as I'm having fun, IDC! Well, I kinda like science, so I cant think of anything more bad to say about it. I also have a really cute science teacher MEOW!

  And history! OMG, where do I start...we are studying old guys. LITERALLY. Christopher Columbus? Was he cute? No? Then who cares? HAHAHAHAHA I thought that joke up. And Einstein? Did he ever own a mirror? HAHAHA that joke took me a second. And...wow I can't think of any more historic old guys.

  I LOVE ENGLISH. I AINT GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAID ABOUT MY ENGISH EDUMACATION. I WERE LEARNED GOOD.

  Well that's all the subjects. Wait what about recess? OK! Recess is where the jocks run around with a football giving each other nosebleeds and being ugly. Where the pinkies giggle and watch. Where the MMMs and PPGs hang together and talk. Where the sweatybetties play knock out. Where the preppies play wall ball in short shorts. Where loners walk around sulking and staring at girls. That's recess in 6th grade. YUP. Reaaaallly boring. Wait, you probably didn't understand a word I just said, did you? Well, that's my language. Here's a graph of my words.

                                                                
       So, now you're probably wondering, "Oh, gracious, beautiful, Sierra. What group are you in?"  Well, I don't know. My friends and I hang with the PPGs...but I think we belong in our own group. But...maybe it's just me...;)

 WEIRDOS: Semi-pretty girls who are clumsy, dress their own way, snort when they laugh, and VERY inappropriate. SIERRA.

 Well I'm SOO happy all this drama, and who likes who, and "Dating" and all that slime is (almost) over!!! SCHOOLS (almost) OUT!!!

 WOOO HOOOO!!!

  








                                             

2 comments:

  1. You crack me up, Sierra! I'm smiling and proud right now looking at your hilarious pictures and wonderful way with words. I like to think you got the best of both me and dad. (Except, I'm not sure where you get the ability to trip while standing still on a flat surface.)

    Oh yeah, and you don't cuss, do you??

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  2. SiSi, I hope you're in the group called "KIND to JOCKS, LONERS, PPG, SWEATY BETTIES, PINKIES, PREPPIES and MMMS. The Kind Group is the BEST GROUP. Love, GS

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