Clumsy Me!

 If you know me, you know that I am really clumsy. That's right, I'm talking to you, Courtney. Courtney is my cousin, and she's always given me a hard time about how clumsy I am! Well, I'm not THAT clumsy! So what, if I sat on a mirror and broke it? And so what, if I spill every liquid I recieve? So what, if I tripped and knocked over a computer? So what, if  I dropped my phone in the toilet? Oh wait, I dodn't drop my cellular device in the toilet, THAT WAS COURTNEY! So, you better stop talkin' crap about the way I move, homie, or imma whip yo butt. You're just as clumsy as me! I mean, everyone trips on flat surfaces, right? Right?? Yes, that actually did happen to me. Now I hafta tell a story! I was at the mall with my mom on mother's day, and we were gonna do something girly and fun. We were getting stuff out of the trunk, and I was just standing there. Totally at peace. My hands were in my pockets. I was off in wonderland dreaming about Justin Bieber, when, my clumsy kicked in. It was like an invisible force stuck it's foot out in front of me. I tripped and almost fell on my face. My mom, stared at me for a moment, I stared back. The moment went on for at least three minutes and then mom started cracking up. Hey, at least I didn't fall on my  face! Well now, whenever someone trips in my family they say, "Wow, you really pulled a Sierra with that one!" >: (  NOT COOL! Well bye, I have to go. BOOM! CRASH! .........................